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This has been a very odd week.

It’s been a weird seven days. That’s both an opening statement and a variation of the title.

To sum up, over the last 168 hours, I’ve had:

Someone tell me that I’m “an alright looking person”.

Someone else telling me that a 3rd someone clearly fancies me.

A 4th someone texting me out of the blue, inviting me to go on a night out. I got that text too late to go to aformentioned night out but ended up going out on a completely different night out with fourth person.

If I mention that all four someones were female, it not only confirms what a weird week it has been, but probably clears up some unkind rumors. Factor in that there was possibly a 5th and 6th someone in the mix and you might have an idea as to how confused I am at the moment.

Despite that, roll on the next week.

 

Posted at 1:30am

 


June 17th. Hmmm….

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Posted at 2:01am
Tagged birthday scenario pokémon

 


This is why I shouldn’t be allowed to work in retail.

A customer walks up to the counter and asks some questions about the following item.

All I could think of was this. 

funny gifs

I was no help whatsoever.

 
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Posted at 2:22pm
Tagged Iron Man

 


As with most Avengers themed things, I want. Badly.

I don’t really have a need for a USB drive and if I did, I could use the one I think I was meant to give back when I finished college. I would get these though.

 
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Posted at 1:22am
Tagged Avengers

 


Hello? Is anyone home?

Have you heard about Jesus? I’ve got some leaflets here about our lord and was wonderissssSSSssss BOOM!!!

 
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Posted at 11:56pm
Tagged Minecraft

 


BEST THING EVER!!!

 
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Posted at 2:17pm
Tagged pokémon avengers

 


The real reason why TK-421 wasn’t at his post.

He was riding about on his micro bmx.

Happy Star Wars day. May the 4th be with you. That marks the 87,348,232,648th time that joke has been used today.

 

Posted at 11:04pm
Tagged Star Wars Stormtrooper

 


Sort of want. I’d make sure no annoying customer came within a 30ft radius. Not even head office, with their P45’s would be able to stop me.The form to say I’ve been fired, that is. Not the gun with the same name. They’d win that fight.

Sort of want. I’d make sure no annoying customer came within a 30ft radius. Not even head office, with their P45’s would be able to stop me.

The form to say I’ve been fired, that is. Not the gun with the same name. They’d win that fight.

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Posted at 11:30pm
Tagged Avengers Hawkeye Nerf

 


sonickid1234:

rosslikesyourface:



omg that would be amazing

Want. Nay….Need.

sonickid1234:

rosslikesyourface:

omg that would be amazing

Want. Nay….Need.

(Source: lookingforavoice)

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Posted at 10:39pm
Reblogged (Photo reblogged from wheneverythingfalls)

 


So true.

So true.

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Posted at 1:49am
Tagged memebase

 


Prepare for eggcellence!. This is going to be a cracking piece of writing.

If I keep writing titles with puns like that, it’s only a matter of time before I complete the transformation into some sort of Riddler-esque super villain. Let’s be honest – It was always going to happen. The social awkwardness, general distrust of people and the tendency to be witty with words will one day lead me to tying someone to a rope being lowered into a large vat of acid, whilst saying things like “Well, this is what it boils down to”.

I have no problems with that, but this is not the point of this note. That was the trademark delayed introduction. The actual one starts here.

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Anonymous asked: what are your plans for tomorrow?

Get up, go to work and then go out drinking afterwards. Usual saturday really.

 

Posted at 2:13pm

 


In space, no one can hear you scream. They can hear you sigh though.

There’s a shelf along one of my walls that is literally crammed full of stuff. Actually, there’s 2, but I’m not talking about the Transformers shelf. What I’m talking about here is the DVD/Game shelf. As I said, it is full. There’s nearly 200 up there. It could be over, as I got bored of counting and wasn’t sure how to take TV series into account.

Is it counted as one per series or per disc? In either case, there are a metric shitload of films and programs on that shelf. There really isn’t room for any more. The only way that they’re all on at the moment is through stacking. The entirety of Scrubs is balanced on top of everything. Point is, there isn’t a lot/any room, so buying more at this point would be a very stupid thing to do.

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Posted at 8:52pm
Tagged Alien Predator Film

 


Huh.

It seems Tumblr has decided to start working on my computer again. Once again, I can view pages other than my own dashboard.

Awful lot of tits here.

 

Posted at 12:41am

 


Awesonely Thursday: Be careful what you wish for…

I didn’t actually plan to write anything today. For one thing, Tumblr is being a bit weird as of late and not letting me look at any of my posts properly, but also that I haven’t really done anything worthy of writing about in great detail.

Not that I ever do anything worthy anyway, but I have the unusual ability to drag purchasing a Lego figure into 1000 words. Even though I did buy something today that I could have written about, it didn’t cross my mind to post it on here. I’ve got a few imaginary things on my metaphorical plate to deal with at the moment.

This whole mindset changed with one tweet at 4:33.

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Posted at 1:57am
Tagged Bulletstorm xbox

 




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